incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

Jake: Have a good day.

Gina: Don’t tell me what to do.

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

Rosa: She first looked at me the way all women wanna be looked at.

Charles: Awwww~

Rosa: With fear in her eyes.

Charles:…

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

— Gina Linetti

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.”

— Captain Holt to Madeline Wentch

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

Jake: *trying to break into Holt’s office* It’s locked!

Charles: What do you mean it’s locked?

Jake: What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? When I say 'it’s locked’ - it’s locked! How many definitions of 'locked’ are there?

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

Jake: What about us? Are we good?

Gina: Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don’t mix.

Jake: Works for me.

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incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes:

Jake: Why would you ever want to run 26 miles?

Terry: The same reason you stayed on the couch for the entire month of July.

Jake: Ah, I get it.

Jake: A sense of accomplishment.

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twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

(via huffylemon)

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rosewaldz:

✩Shuu Tsukiyama wallpapers. ✩
(As requested by @eventiding​. )
Please, do not repost, edit or claim as yours. Feel free to send me wallpaper requests.

how do u even make tsukiyama so ——— desirable

(via toukyoghoul)

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succulove:

smol pets x yellow

(via n0tevensure)

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